Now, nothing had happened. They were all sitting on the living room floor completely entranced by Richard Pryor's portrayal of the Great and Powerful Oz. Frankly, it creeps me out, but whatever. The kids were not even moving, so he didn't get hit or bump into anything. It took several minutes for us to figure out what had happened. Jack shoved the Incredible Hulk's head up his nose. Yes, you read that correctly. He shoved the Incredible Hulk's head... up his nose. It was stuck, and it was bleeding.
I tried to call the pediatrician to find out what to do in a situation like this. There's just no training for "when you're kid shoves a superhero up their nose." And even if there was, I would probably skip it because what is the likelihood that my kid will shove a superhero up his nose? There was no answer at the doctor's office, so we decided to just take him to the ER. While helping him put his shoes on, Jack sneezed a really wet and disgusting sneeze all over the top of Mike's head and he stopped crying for the first time in ten minutes. We wondered if the sneeze ejected the Hulk, but a quick look with a flashlight confirmed that the superhero was still there. I guess it just moved into a more comfortable position. At this point, Jack's nose was beginning to swell. I was panicking inside, but trying to stay calm.
We loaded the kids into the car and I called my parents house to let them know we were on our way to drop the girls off. No answer. I called my mom's cell phone. No answer. By the time my dad answered his cell and told me they were at the store I was really panicking and yelled something like, "We have an emergency, so you need to get home fast to watch the kids!" Then I hung up. In retrospect this was incredibly rude, and for that I apologise. Sorry, Mom. Sorry, Dad. I wasn't really thinking about the parts I was leaving out of the phone conversation.
|Jack had fun playing with the bead table and watching the fish.|
|Okay, so I took my hands off my face |
for a second to take this picture.
|After a minute or two of trying, they were able to pull the Hulk out of Jack's nose.|
|He was not at all pleased with this experience. |
My poor baby had blood running down his face.
|Although, he was fairly interested in what had come out of his nose.|
It's the top of Hulk's head. Really, just his hair.
But it's still far too large to be shoved up one's nose.
|After the ordeal, the hospital staff gave him a popsicle and everything was as |
right as rain. When we asked him why he shoved the head up his nose he said,
"I was trying to get out some boogers."
Well, sure... that makes sense...
|Here's what's left of the hulk. His rubber face is missing most of the back half.|
"Hulk smash Jack's buggers!"
My girls never did anything like this. I never had to bring my girls to the Emergency Room and they never tried to shove anything up their noses. This is the closest any of my girls have ever gotten to shoving something up their nose. It was unsuccessful.
|We call this photo "Moink" because that's what Mya said when|
she tried to shove the bunny up her nose.
Mya - 18 months old