|I'm super white...|
There's a picture of me as a baby laying on my parent's bed. It's kind of a "Where's Waldo" kind of photo because the sheets on the bed were white. The only real way to spot me is to look for the dark hair. If I had the picture I would post it. Sadly, it's somewhere in my parent's house.
So my option this summer boil down to blazingly white, oddly orange, or sweating in long pants for three months. I'm not sure where I'll land on this.